The girl knelt in the confessional and said...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."
"What is it, child?"
"Father, I have committed the sin of vanity.
Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirrorand tell myself how beautiful I am."The priest turned, took a good look at the girl,
and said, "My dear, I have good news. That isn'ta sin.
.. it's simply a mistake."
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