Stress-Relieving Prayer

Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,

The courage to change the things I cannot accept,

And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those peopleI had to kill today because they pissed me off.

And, help me to be carefulOf the toes I step on today as theyMay be connected to the assThat I might have to kiss tomorrow. Amen.