It is written in the Bible!
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland offered hat check girl to come up to his room for dinner.
After a while he started advancing on her when she stopped himand reminded him he was a holy man."It's O.
K.
," he replied, "it's written in the Bible."So after a wild night of you-know-what the hat check girl askedto see where in the Bible it says it's okay.
The priest picks up the Bible off the dresser opens to thefirst page where someone wrote in pencil - "The hat check girlputs out!"
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