Short Christmas Jokes
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve ! How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve ! What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?
The letter "D" ! What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia ! What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail ! Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ?
Santa Paws ! Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?
Because it soots him ! Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus ! How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?
Stacks ! Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve ?
Because he's Sooty !
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