The Australian Christmas

Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,

Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,

Water-skis on his sleighNever have a white ChristmasWhen you in Melbourne liveWearing hot pants on the beachWhen you your presents giveHere comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,

Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,

Water-skis on his sleighChestnuts roasting on the sidewalkCastles in the sandEating ice-cream, having good talksWarm Christmas, isn't that grand?

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