lots some more blonde q & a's
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone. Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?
A: An IN-body experience!
Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme. Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common? A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you. Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello? A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages. Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas? A: They can't find the zipper.
Q: What will a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.
Q: Why don't blondes use vibrators? A: They chip their teeth.
Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
A: Cause their balls show! Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A: It's the only car name they can spell. Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: An interpreter. Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: A mental block.
Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning?
A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? A: Introduces herself. Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row. Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs? A: She fell out of the tree. Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A: Locking the car door.
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