Kids Jokes

The Apple Corps!

|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!

 

Noah's Ark in an apple

|Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

 

Maggot Thatcher!

|Who is the worm's Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!

 

police glow worm

|How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has a blue light!

 

which end of a worm is which

|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

 

make a glow worm happy

|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted!

 

Where in earth have you been!

|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in earth have you been!

 

stop for a glow worm

|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!