Legal

On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital...

On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up in the bed, frantically leafing through the bible "What areyou doing?"...

 

The dog and the butcher

A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to aneighbour of his. The...

 

The first client

A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients. When he saw the first visitor to hisoffice come through the...

 

A really cold morning

Two men are meeting on the street."It was very cold this morning.""How cold was it?"I do not no exactly, but I saw a lawyerwith his hands in his own pockets."

 

Marrying and divorcing in Heaven

It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic car accident ended their lives. When they got toheaven, they asked St. Peter if he...

 

A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven...

A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with his accommodations.He complained to St. Peter, who told him that hisonly recourse...

 

Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?

Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice guys.

 

Question: What is 1 + 2?

Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally adjusted figures,you'll find that it's reasonably in line with government...

 

45 or 82?

Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the gatesof Heaven, and the angel standing there said, "We've been waiting along time for...

 

Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche...

Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? - A porcupine has pricks on the outside!