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What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there's some things even a pig won't do!
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A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, "Before you signed thedeath certificate had you taken the man's pulse?" The coroner...
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How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be a human being.
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For three years, the young attorney had been taking his...
For three years, the young attorney had been taking hisbrief vacations at this country inn. The last time he'dfinally managed an affair with the innkeeper's...
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An airliner was having engine trouble...
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats andget prepared for an emergency...
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What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
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At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea."Judge: "Is someone using undue influence to...
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A guy walks into a post office...
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes...
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An old man was critically ill...
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is it or the express degree you told...
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A man walks into a friend and sees...
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches,dirt and blood. He asks his friend,"What's...
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