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A Mother's Dictionary

|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children play...

 

Wedding preparation guidelines

|Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride's family to announce the wedding in the local newspaper. The announcement should include: A photograph of...

 

Kids at the Wedding

|At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle.The boy stopped at every...

 

A sudden change of mind

|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won't you please consider coming back...

 

Like Father, Like Husband?

|If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at weddings.

 

An organization that makes men fear marriage

|The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.It seems that in England, they had a men's club, Bachelors' Anonymous. It was...

 

The tradition at weddings

|A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and...

 

Marriage quotes 01

|All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized...

 

Marriage quotes 04

|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it.My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of...

 

Marriage quotes 05

|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook...

 

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