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A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor...

A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They had the following conversation: Dr.: Take the red pill after breakfast with one...

 

A man went to the doctor for a check up...

A man went to the doctor for a check up. "How do you feel?" asked the doctor. "Fine." he replied. After a few more general health questions the doctor asked,...

 

Don't you just hate it when...

Don't you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you'resitting on the examination table telling him about yoursymptoms, and with each new one you...

 

Most dentists chairs go up and down...

Most dentists chairs go up and down, don't they?The one I was in went back and forwards.I thought, "This is unusual."The dentist said to me, "Mr. Owens, get...

 

After years of psychotherapy...

After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However, one day he and afriend came across a chicken, and John was...

 

Perfectly normal

"I'm in love with my horse," the nervous man told his psychiatrist. "Nothing to worry about," the psychiatrist consoled. "Many peopleare fond of animals.As a...

 

A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist...

A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist."My life is a mess, doctor," she began, "I am sofucking hideous that no one will associate withme, touch me,...

 

At a dentist's

Dentist: "Would you help me out? I'd like you togive a few of your loudest screams." Patient: "Why, Doc? It isn't all that bad this time." Dentist: "Well,...

 

The doctor took Bill into the room and said...

The doctor took Bill into the room and said,"Bill, I have some good news and some bad news." Bill said, "Give me the good news." "They're going to name a...

 

MY TWO DELICATE OPERATIONS

Humor story by Larry GravesWebsite: http://www.gravetimes.com/ MY TWO "DELICATE" OPERATIONSA few years...

 

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