Men Jokes

Men Don't Like Safe Sex

What is a man's idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.

 

Computer Diagnosis

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything...

 

what would happen if your dog's...

Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis?- Mypenis ate my homework.- Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!- Sorry I'm...

 

All Aboard

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room.She heard the train stop and her son said,...

 

Gonna Get Lucky

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants."Well," he...

 

seconds to live

Man walks into the Doctors office. "I have the results of your test and I'm afraid your going to die" Says the Doctor. The Man asks "How long do I have to...

 

Friends

Have you heard the one about the homosexual who wanted to enlarge the circle of his friends?

 

The Wrong Way

As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news...