Men

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day...

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sitin a boat and drink beer all day.

 

At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his...

At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction. For an exam, one of the questions was: "Female humans are bornwith a...

 

Men come in three sizes...

Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!

 

What is a mans best friend?

What is a man's best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for him.

 

How is a man like a snow fall?

How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

 

Have you heard the one about the...

Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . . recent survey on cigarettes which found that 90% of the men that tried Camels still prefer women.

 

What is the definition of ultimate rejection?

What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.

 

A fortunate twist of fate

Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed...

 

THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FOR

THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FORCover charge: $15.00 Round of drinks: $23.00 Table dance: $30.00 Another round of drinks: $23.00 Couch dance...

 

Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?

Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don't get blowjobs while they're driving.