Men

How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

How can you tell soap operas are fictional? - In real life, men aren't affectionate in bed.

 

How do men sort their laundry?

How do men sort their laundry? "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".

 

Lots of words

There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving.They'd be wrong, but you could still use them.

 

Men are like...

Men are like...Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.

 

There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men...

There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:"don't" and "stop".

 

Man walks into a supermarket and buys...

Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk1 single serving cereal1 single serving frozen...

 

How do you scare a man?

How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

 

What food best describes a man?

What food best describes a man? Jerky

 

Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?

Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he's plugged into a woman!

 

Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?

Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.