Mixed Jokes
Mother's dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children play...
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Evaluation comments
|Dictionary of Evaluation Comments Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance...
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Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially: Drinks heavily.Alert to company...
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Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do.Baloney...
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The skier's dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request for assistance made by a European skier on a U.S. mountain. An appropriate reply:...
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Drinking fault finder
|A solution to all of your drinking troublesSymptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front is wet.Fault: Mouth not open or glass being...
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