Mom/Dad Jokes
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box...
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Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies and her...
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Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me." My Mother taught...
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At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool."Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young...
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Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is... A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars...
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Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions. 9. You know Pumpkin,...
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Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as every other law in the universe? Here are a few examples:...
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New family driver
|Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a...
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Mom's new recipe
|Mom's Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan. Remove teddy bear from oven and tell Jr "no,...
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You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet flowerbed and rub on the walls. Cover the...
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