Mom/Dad Jokes

Have a first child

|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child.After everything checked out, the doctor took a...

 

Great first parent

|The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to...

 

My wife is pregnant

|A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor...

 

Mom would never say

|Things Mom Would Never Say"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?" "Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too" "Just leave all the lights on ......

 

Fathers then & now

|Today is one of the first Father's Days of our new millennium. Fathers of 1900 didn't have it nearly as good as fathers of today; but they did have a few...

 

Out of food supplies

|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedule was hectic.To add to this, we kept running out of...

 

Thoughts and quotes

|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your...