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Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second...

 

Computer jokes

What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.

 

Computer jokes

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.

 

Aardvark jokes

What is uglier than an aardvark? Two aardvarks!

 

Aardvark jokes

What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark!

 

Aardvark jokes

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote? One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!

 

Aardvark jokes

Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants? Ronald MacAardvark!

 

Aardvark jokes

What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium? An aard-shark!

 

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Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

 

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What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?