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What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses? Nothing, he didn't recognize them!

 

Zoo jokes

Zoo Keeper:"I've lost one of my elephants" Other Zoo Keeper:"Why don't you put an advert in the paper?" Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly, he can't read!"

 

Zoo jokes

A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and...

 

Zoo jokes

You don't see many reindeer in zoos, do you? No. They can't afford the admission.

 

Zoo jokes

Zoo visitor: What's the new baby hippo's name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know, he won't tell me.