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A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits. Finally, at almost 5:00, Paul shows up andCharley says, "Where have you been?...
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What's pink and slowly turns red?
What's pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
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Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not only had she given herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy and a...
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A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home...
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, "When did you bag him?"The host...
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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.So I said "Implants?"
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Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing her tail in the foam. The first man waded out to her and said, Hello...
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What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?"Chop chop."
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What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
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