Police Jokes
A story behind a gun
|Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members of his mob, Benny the Rod. Benny had been in the business for many...
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You're in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?""No problem at all. I...
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Try to spell that name
|A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name.She said, "I'm Mrs. Chadivaler Zuminskagia...
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Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11'3."They got out and measured their...
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Please show the I.D.
|The following supposedly a true story.This guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the...
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Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the...
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Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I...
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Strange name for cats
|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down the...
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Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window... "Pull over!""No," she shouts back, "a...
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Criminal steals lumber
|A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer. In the confessional he admitted that for years he had been stealing building supplies from the...
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