Political Jokes

Family Jewels

Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in Chicago on May 18 and charged with sexually assaulting (forced fellatio) a...

 

50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...

50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden... Fifty Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden If You're Invited To A Dinner Party At His Secret Afghan Lair, by Alan MeissPoint out...

 

Bush's Tragedy

One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President. He began to talk to them and asked them to...

 

Things Found Only In America

1. Only in America...... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.2. Only in America...... are there handicap parking places in front of a...

 

Genie and the Taliban

Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking together one day. They came across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will...

 

What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.'s

Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.'s? A. Drool.

 

Clinton and the Beer Cans

Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, "There's one thing I want you to know. There's a box under my bed, and I don't want you to look...

 

The 10 Commandments in Ebonics

1. I be God. Don' be dissin me. 2. Don' be makin hood ornaments outa me or nothin in my crib. 3. Don' be callin me for no reason - homey don' play dat.4....

 

Jesus's Ethnicity

Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father's business.2. He lived at home until the age of 33. 3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his...

 

I want to become a politician

I want to become a politician when I grow up so I've made a list of skills I want to aquire, butI've only come up with one: Lying.