Politics

Build an Ark

Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, "In six months, I'm going to make it rain until the earth is covered with water and all the evil is destroyed. I want...

 

A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land...

A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good...

 

Ken: So Mr. President...

Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don't rightly recall ... actually I did once splash out on a dressfor her

 

When that fool Reagan said...

When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for the ash heap of history, I knew he was ademagogue. When that fool...

 

Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother...

Did you here what Monica Lewinskys' mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn't the White House have any club soda?

 

Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner...

Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last minute his regular cook took ill and they had to get a replacement at short notice. The...

 

What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?

What does Bill say to prospective interns?"Haven't I cum across your face before?"

 

What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?

What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house's pool table

 

Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?

Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this year?They are called Lewin-skis. They are for people who like to go down.

 

And yet another Clinton joke

They just found out Clinton's been stuffing turf in his underpants.They're for grass roots support.