Politics

What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?

What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I did not have textual relations with that woman.

 

Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?

Why doesn't Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.

 

The definition of sex

Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea's college experiences. Hillary: So have you found dating to be fullflling...

 

How to call penis

At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people refer to apenis in their countries.The wife of Tony Blair says in...

 

How big is the penis of Bill Clinton?

How big is Bill Clinton's Penis? Not as big as Hillary's

 

A tough dilemma

Boss, to four of his employees: "I'm really sorry,but I'm going to have to let one of you go."Black Employee: "I'm a protected minority."Female Employee:...

 

Capitalist and Socialist Hell

A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw one sign that said Capitalist Hell, and another that saidSocialist Hell. In front...

 

Newt coming out

One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming out?"Really?" the second gay man says, "that's amazing!"The first gay man says, "yeah...

 

Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?

Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.

 

What has four legs and smells like fish?

What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton's desk.