Religion
The Hat
The Hat An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat. Instead of buying a new one, he decided he would go to church and swipe...
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Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
"Sister Ann, aren't you putting on a little weight?" inquired Father Dan during his visit to the convent, suspiciously eyeing her bulging stomach. "Why,...
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The Reverend
The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to...
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Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Moses...
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GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to evacuate because the river was rising. One door they came to, the man said "GOD...
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A Lutheran minister is driving down...
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he's stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on his...
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The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, 'you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat grass and you...
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A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday...
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail he turned a corner and collided with a bear. thepastor stumbled, backwards,...
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The Pope took a philosophy professor...
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a large lake. As they drifted on the still lake, the philosopher accidentally...
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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?"Stand back .... I don't know how big this thing is going to grow !"
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