Religion

A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue...

A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from each other. Since their schedulesintertwined, they decided to go in together to...

 

A little sports match

"...And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We'll be right back after these messages..."

 

There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope...

There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It was stormy outside, and the plane wasbeing rocked by some severe turbulence. So this kindly...

 

The same thing

A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,"I had an affair with a woman... almost." The priest says,"what do you mean almost?" The man says,...

 

Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal...

Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state ofagitation. "Father!" she cried,...

 

When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town...

When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and bought a tuxedo in the hope that the Pope might noticehim on the parade route. When he...

 

The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with...

The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she asked them what they wanted to bewhen they grew up.A twelve-year-old...

 

Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the...

Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept for themselves. The first priestexplained that he drew a circle on the...

 

A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began...

A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be muchin the news, Mrs. Moskowitz said to Mrs. Finkelstein, "Tell me,Becky, have you heard by...

 

On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily...

On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One wore a large cross on his chest and the other - a starof David. Of course,...