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MD Qs and As
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? "Why does it work?"What does a graduate student with an engineering degree ask? "How does it...
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Should you have any questions during the exam...
Should you have any questions during the exam,just raise your hand. This should cause enoughblood to flow to your brain to answer it yourself.
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College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male...
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Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye...
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from Barra, but anyway..) went to study at an English university and was living in the...
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Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.
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A Modest Essay
A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE APPLICANT, BETTER, WE ASK THAT YOU ANSWER THE FOLLOWING...
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New University Promos
New University Promos It was clear that one day the Ivy League would grow desperate. The the average tuition (per year) for each institution is outta...
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A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure...
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state, and that many people overlook the things they already have.He says, "A man...
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Little Johnny was in his math's class one day...
Little Johnny was in his math's class one day when the teachersingled him out."If I gave you $20," the teacher began," and you gave $5 to Mary,$5 to Sally...
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How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted to ask "Why do we have to learn thisstuff?""To...
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