Science
New scientific thoeries IV
New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number ofshotgun rounds...
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New scientific theories V
New scientific theoriesHONORABLE MENTION: The quantity of consonants in the Englishlanguage is absolutely constant. If consonants are omitted in...
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New scientific theories VI
New scientific theoriesGRAND PRIZE WINNER: When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on itsfeet; and when toast is dropped, it ALWAYS lands with the...
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The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can't win. 2.You can't break even. 3.You can't quit the game.
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How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed...
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Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it's green or wriggles, it's biology.If it stinks, it's chemistry.If it doesn't work, it's physics.
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Three engineering students were gathered together...
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at...
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Marine biology researchers have developed a new method...
"Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If you are diving and are approached by a shark they recommend that you...
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If for every rule there is an exception...
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there is an exception to every rule.If we accept "For every rule there is an...
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