Sex

Alcohol as a substitute for a woman

A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.""Yeah what happened?" asked his friend.The first guy replies, "Well, er, I...

 

What's the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?

What's the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart.

 

A question for Bill Clinton

A question for Bill Clinton:"What was Miss Lewinsky's most memorable feature?""She has the whitest teeth I've ever come across"

 

An elderly man goes into a brothel...

An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like ayoung girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man andasks how old he...