Situations
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other...
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight from LA to NY. The Programmer leans over to the Engineer and asks ifhe would like...
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A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving eaten a very expensive lunch at one of Beverly Hills mostexclusive restaurants."Show...
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The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own...
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to a womanjust passing and said, "Pardon me, miss, do you happen to have the time?"In a...
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Free meat
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered hisbutcher shop and confronted him with the news that...
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One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world...
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, but he had on no scuba gear...
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Three college roommates -- two females and a male...
Three college roommates -- two females and a male -- beganto argue after dinner about whose turn it was to do the dishes."All right," one of the girls said,...
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A woman walks into a tattoo parlour...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks 'Do you do custom work?''Why of course!''Good. I'd like a portrait of Robert Redford on the inside of myright...
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A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The man asked the bartender what the gorilla wasdoing in the bar so the bartender...
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There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer...
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so called "lady of the night". Shesays, "For $300.00, I'll do anything you want."Our fine lad...
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A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball...
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who was wearing a map of Texas for a costume. Suddenly she slapped him hard and...
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