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What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?

What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.

 

What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.

 

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind it's pointless.

 

A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel...

A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the lobby discussing their recenttournament victories. After about an hour,the...

 

When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven...

When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven."Sorry, old man," Peter said, "But I can't let you in. You seethe big book here says you...

 

31??..32???

At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into the basketball team by suspending any basketball player who wasn't...

 

Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest...

Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no legs and the third has no body, just a head. They all line up, the whistle...

 

Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?

Why is "red" the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can't spell "crimson" or "scarlet".

 

A golfer hit his drive on the first hole...

A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle. When it came down, however, it hit a sprinkler andthe ball went sideways into the...

 

When shouldn't a mountain climber call for help?

When shouldn't a mountain climber call for help?When he's hanging by his teeth.