Women
A woman asks the hardware store clerk...
"Do you have any batteries?" a woman asks the hardware store clerk. "Yes, m'am." The clerk gestures with his finger. "Can you come this way?" "If I...
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Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist...
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of her. "To remove that vibrator," said the doctor, "I'm going to have to...
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WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE by Matt Groening RELATIONSHIPS: When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart...
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What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What's the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls' undies? Clitty litter.
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You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there's a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee jump.
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How can you tell if you are at a bulemic bachelor party?
How can you tell if you're at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps out of the girl.
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Yeah, fat broads are like...
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They're fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on one.
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A woman walks into a hardware store...
A woman walks into a hardware store and says "I want to buy a hinge." The clerk says "Do you wanna screw for that hinge?" The woman says, "No, but I'll...
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A little boy walks up to his father and says...
A little boy walks up to his father and says, "Dad, what does a pussy look like?" Father responds, "well son, before or after sex?" Son, "Well,...
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A new medical study has shown that...
A new medical study has shown that a woman's breast-feeding isn't adversely affected by aerobics. It was found, however, to be pretty distracting to guys...
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