Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama's head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
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Yo mama's hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
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Yo mama's nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!
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Yo mama's glasses so thick
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving. Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
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Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16...
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Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean. Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility...
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Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book! Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!
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Yo mama's teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
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Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help! Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
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Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo" Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo...
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