Food Jokes

- Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!

- Yes sir, thats the manager, the last customer was a witch doctor!

- Waiter, there is a fly in my wine!

- Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!

- Waiter, there is a worm on my plate!

- That's not a worm sir, it's your sausage?

- Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup!

- It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir!

- Waiter, there is a maggot in my soup!

- Don't worry sir, he won't last long in there!

- Waiter, there is a cockroach on my steak!

- They don't seem to care what they eat do they sir!

- Waiter, there's a fly in my custard!

- I'll fetch him a spoon sir!

- Waiter, is there soup on the menu?

- No, madam I wiped it off!

- Waiter, Waiter there's a fly in my ice-cream!

- Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year!

- Waiter! Have you got frogs' legs?

- No, sir, I always walk this way