On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily...
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One wore a large cross on his chest and the other - a starof David. Of course, most of the church goers generously gave to thecross wearer and the other was overlooked.
Finally the Pastor approached the Jew and suggested that if he takeoff the star of David maybe he'd get some more hand outs."Get this guy, Chaim" laughs the pan handler and turns to his crosswearing pal, "He's trying to teach *us* how to do business!"
we have more jokes here... check this out
- The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher...
- The girl knelt in the confessional and said...
- Noah And Today's Ark
- Three religious truths
- A Friend's Prayer
- The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals...
- What is white and flies across the sky?
- Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?
- Visual joke
- How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
post comment