Kids Jokes
Noah's Ark in an apple
|Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go on in pairs!
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police glow worm
|How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has a blue light!
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which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
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make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted!
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Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in earth have you been!
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stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
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