Redneck Jokes

You might be a redneck if... shirts

You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.

You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.

You've ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.

Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.

The highlight of your family reunion was your sister's nude dancing debut.

You've ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.

There is a stuffed 'possum mounted anywhere in your home.

You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.

Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.

You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.