School

What is an astronomer?
→ A night watchman with a college education.

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
→ Something from another universe-ity!

- Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

- Girl: Apollo neck jumpers?

What subject are snakes good at school?
→ Hiss-tory!

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?
→ You can make a pet out of a snake!

Why did the jellybean go to school?
→ Because he wanted to be a smarty

What did one math book say to the other?
→ Man I got a lot of problems!

- Teacher: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?

- Johnny: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.

- Teacher: What is the formula for water?

- George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O

- Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you?

- George: Sure, you said H to O!

- Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last year.

- Jaspar: Why was that?

- Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.