War

The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many...

The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided to offer early retirement to three of them. They called Congress and asked...

 

During the World War II...

During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A torpedo was heading towards the ship and a hit seemed inevitable. So the captain...

 

A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers...

A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He wentthough the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higherand higher...

 

Red shirt

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew werein danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic,the...

 

What time is it?

On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field andcivilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the controltower in the middle. One...

 

Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?

Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It's harder to pick up.

 

As a sergeant in a parachute regiment...

As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises. Once, I was seated next to a Lieutenant fresh from Jump School. He was...

 

By definition

A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the urinal, when a young boy walks in. The boy, seeing the young Lt.'s green uniform...

 

What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?

Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon

 

Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?

Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone to dance with!