Miscellaneous

Puerto Rican Offspring

Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A: Retardo.

 

Speech Impediment

Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?A: She can't say "No".

 

Dating

Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

 

Red Light Driving

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

 

Drive Into Ditch

Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.

 

Blinker

Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.

 

Lipstick Stains

Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives a car?A: Cause she blows the horn!

 

Behind A Steering Wheel

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air bag.

 

Marry You

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she's pregnant.Q: What will she ask you?A: "Is it mine?"

 

Prostitute and Nymph

Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"The nympho says, "Are you done...