Miscellaneous
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A: Retardo.
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Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?A: She can't say "No".
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Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print on her forehead.
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Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
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Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
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Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
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Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives a car?A: Cause she blows the horn!
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Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air bag.
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Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she's pregnant.Q: What will she ask you?A: "Is it mine?"
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Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"The nympho says, "Are you done...
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