A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in. "What are you doing, the kid asked".
Well, you wanted a brother, so we're making you one.
The next day, the father walks outside and sees his son porking away on the family junker's tailpipe."Son.
..
what the hell are you doing!
!!"And the son replied - "Mom said she wanted an new car, so I'm making her one!"
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