Animal Jokes
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other...
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Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall...
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Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Shit!" says the ant. "One night of passion and...
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Difference between a cat and a dog...
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods!...
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rabbits chased by wolf
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and...
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bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops out. He says "I will grant each of you three wishes."The...
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Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
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Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don't elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won't know their plans.
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I'll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can't fly to Florida like the rest of the old birds.
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