Children

Our bright childhood...

10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he thinkshis babysitter is gay."Whatever makes you think THAT?!!?" says mom.Timmy replies,...

 

A six year old comes crying...

A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair."Don't be angry," the Mother says, "Your little sister doesn't realize...

 

A young teenager comes home from school...

A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put their...

 

The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching...

The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what he will do. Little Mary is going to do a piano solo, Timmy will recite a poem,...

 

Little Johnny had become a real nuisance...

Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on his Saturday afternoon poker game with friends and relatives. His father...

 

Little Johnny is coming home from the store...

Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket.Along come Priest Joe and he...

 

Mom took little johnny to the doctor...

Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how did such a thing happen? Johnny said, "It's that damn neighbor girl,...

 

History through the eyes of the eighth graders

The following is a "history" collected by teachers throughout theUnited States, from eighth grade through college level. Read carefully,and you will learn a...

 

A little girl and a little boy were at day care...

A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy, wanna play house?"He says, "Sure! What do you want...

 

Backward Santa

As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified...