Children
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you're doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy: Blows 'em to fucking pieces, Vicar!
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A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell 'before.' He stands up and says, "Before, B-E-P-H-O-R."The teacher...
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The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game...
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe an object and the students will tell herwhat she had described.Teacher: "The...
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A clear moral
One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story.The following day the...
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Homework
One day, when Billy came home from school, his mom asked him how his day went. He said, "We're learning about sexual education." She smiled, and said, "At...
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There is a child molester and a young boy walking through...
There is a child molester and a young boy walking through a deep remote forest. After a while the boy gets very cold and frightened so he says, "Mister i'm...
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In the back woods of Arkansas...
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in themiddle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in thedelivery.To keep...
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One day a little boy over heard his parents...
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,"You bitch, your cunt is too hairy! Whell your dick is to small bastard!"The boy was...
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A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders."Where is God?"The room was filled with children that raised their hands to respond."Okay, Mary, Where is...
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A young female teacher was giving an assignment...
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. Itwas a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard....
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