Children
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with...
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on, standing in front of him, he looks up at her private parts he asks"What's that mum ?...
- 0
- 1243
- permalink
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she...
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" "They're mating, Lucy" he replied."What...
- 0
- 1169
- permalink
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim...
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim. Alarge wave came up and washed over her, tearing off her bikini top.She came out of the surf...
- 0
- 1138
- permalink
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside...
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,"You won't believe what I saw on the patio yesterday--a condom!"The second girl asked, "What's a patio?"
- 0
- 1164
- permalink
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit...
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a deer. Being a city kid he's never seen one before and so he asks his teacher, "What's that,...
- 0
- 1186
- permalink
Little Johnny was late for school...
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,"Why are you late little Johnny?"Johnny replied, "My grandpa got burnt,...
- 0
- 1335
- permalink
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a car.'Jumping up and dashing to the window, he saw that the driveway...
- 0
- 1117
- permalink
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls down on top of his penis. He starts screaming and crying. His mom comes running into...
- 0
- 1179
- permalink
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?"His father says, "No...how old?"He says, "I'm eleven!"He goes into the kitchen and...
- 0
- 1192
- permalink
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with...
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".Little Johnny: I is...Teacher: No, Little Johnny. Always say "I am."Little Johnny: All right. "I am the...
- 0
- 1167
- permalink