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Trial Of The Century

Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals Objectionable Methods...

 

If two lawyers were drowning...

No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?

 

A guy in a bar

The bartender asks him "What'll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars", to...

 

A lawyer named Strange died...

A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The...

 

An older woman was in the pastoral study...

An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding. "Father," she said, "How am I going to tell my husband that I am...

 

Honesty is the best policy

A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a Doctor, a CEO, and a Lawyer. But being the eccentric he was, his will...

 

Guilty

Guilty Scene: A court room in Oklahoma where a person is on trial for murder. There is strong evidence indicating guilt; however, there is no corpse....

 

A local United Way office realized that...

A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions...

 

Too good to be true

A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender "Do you serve lawyers here?" "Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the...

 

WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.

WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case...