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British Military Officer Fitness Reports

British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports). The form usedfor Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports...

 

Learn it by listening

|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that...

 

Indians and Polish

|There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert, when, all of a sudden, one of the Indians took off and ran up a hill to the...

 

Two Dogs....

The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry... He felt different yet... couldn't figure why... he was just so depressed. He went to the...

 

Blonde and the Postman

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the...

 

Lady Sunbathing

A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all the meetings, she decided she would go to the roof of the hotel she was staying in and...

 

Abstinence

Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks...

 

wooo mama!

One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with her. She says, "Sure son, but don't look up and don't look down."So they're taking a shower and the...

 

Knock, Knock... George Washington

Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't you learn anything in history class?

 

The Golfer vs. The Fisherman

Q: What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies he doesn't have to bring anything home to prove it!