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What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?

What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian's apartment? Potpourri

 

What a large crowd

|A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there.A...

 

Scorcher Murphy

|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made wonderful reading....

 

Two Dogs....

The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry... He felt different yet... couldn't figure why... he was just so depressed. He went to the...

 

Learn it by listening

|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that...

 

spit on my beer

One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to tell Frank that he had a telephone call.Frank had just bought another beer and he...

 

A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life...

A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her hair and dyed it brown, and set off for a drive. She wanted to do random acts of...

 

A blond at a party was telling her friend...

A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for life. "They lie, they cheatand they're just no good. From now on when I wantsex, I'm going...

 

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with....the other is used...

 

Looking into their eyes

|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes...