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Parrrot boy & daddy

There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who started staring at him, because he was dressed in really colorful clothing.He had all...

 

What does ADIDAS stand for?

What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.

 

Racoon Joke

Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a car.

 

Blonde and Hairdresser

A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair. The woman takes...

 

Ant and Elephant have romance

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Shit!" says the ant. "One night of passion and...

 

Two Nuns

There were two nuns...One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).It is getting dark and they are...

 

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

What did the egg say to the boiling water?"I just got laid and now you want me to get hard?!"Sent by Sarah

 

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with....the other is used...

 

Today is my daughter's 18th birthday...

I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments! So I called my baby girl, Kareesha, to come over...

 

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy...

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?A pool table.