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It's Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet.One day the woman hears a car in the...
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What's black and white and comes in little cans?
What's black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
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Lady Sunbathing
A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all the meetings, she decided she would go to the roof of the hotel she was staying in and...
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Don't ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in. The guy said, "Dude,thank goodness you showed up!" "I'm starving, and I need you to...
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Our bright childhood...
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he thinkshis babysitter is gay."Whatever makes you think THAT?!!?" says mom.Timmy replies,...
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The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing buy she stops and stairs at the man and asked mister what is that.the man says what...
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Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who started staring at him, because he was dressed in really colorful clothing.He had all...
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Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 - CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known universe. You know you know everything...
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Flush
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.A few minutes...
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What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?A pool table.
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