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The strength of youth

A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hoursto spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast,he could get in 9...

 

his mind

He has one of those mighty minds -- mighty empty. He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light

 

Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?

Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.Sent by Chris

 

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.

 

Inflatable high heels

I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date butunfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

 

How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?

How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her skirt every time you yawn.

 

I marked the spot

|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they caught 30 fish. One guy said to his friend, "Mark this spot so that we can come back...

 

Canada language

|How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How do you tell a Canadian from an American?It used to be enough...

 

Equal positive integers

|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive integers, A and B, A = B.Further, it is sufficient to show that...

 

Sewage, Oh no

When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for.Police arrived at the scene to...