Most visited jokes

Why did the spider buy a car?

|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a spin!

 

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don't have eyes

 

What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?

What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?Ha..ha... your dad's a jerk off!

 

He just beetled off!

|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!

 

some more blonde q & a's

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone.Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A:...

 

The Bar Basement

Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ''If you can sit in my basement for a day I'll give you free beer forever.'' So the first man says, ''Easy. I...

 

45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall

1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming, "I didn't know I had one of THOSE!"2. Enter the stall, fully clothed....

 

A woman asks the hardware store clerk...

"Do you have any batteries?" a woman asks the hardware store clerk. "Yes, m'am." The clerk gestures with his finger. "Can you come this way?" "If I...

 

blonde swimming

There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They had decided the previous evening whilst in the pub to try and swim the English...

 

Body Building

A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, ready...