Christmas Jokes

You don't see many reindeer in zoos, do you?
→ No. They can't afford the admission.

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?
→ Santa Ana

- What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas' sleigh and is made of cement?

- I don't know.

- A reindeer!

- What about the cement?

- I just threw that in to make it hard.

What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?
→ Isaiah!

What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?
→ They're both brown, except the snowball.

How would you get four reindeer in a car?
→ Two in the front and two in the back!

And how do you get four polar bears in a car?
→ Take the reindeer out first

Why is a reindeer like a gossip?
→ Because they are both tail bearers!

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
→ This one will sleigh you!

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?
→ Collect!

What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas?
→ Ince pies!