Christmas Jokes

Love, Santa

Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies...


Poor Turkey!

When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom took me out on the stoop, then he sat me down, and he spoke real slow, and he told me there...


Homemade Bargain Gift

Here's a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick and mail it out as a fruitcake!-Julie Brown


Christmas at the Post Office

Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!-Johnny Carson


The Office Christmas Party

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller


Believing in Santa

Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did my parents, so I never got anything!-Charlie Viracola


The Miracle of Christmas

I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year without killing my relatives!-Reno Goodale


Jews & Christmas

December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart


Bad Santa

A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one condition, send me your mother.


Christmas Jokes - Question and Answer

|Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?A: "I don't like sprouts" !Q: If athletes get athletes foot,...